| When Jim Smith was a young boy
    growing up in Horseheads, NY, he bit the head off a live chicken. This was not the
    chickens fault. To be fair, it wasnt even really Jims fault. 
        It was the
    fault of whoever had leaked the news to Jim that biting the heads off chickens was the
    means by which a circus geek  made his living. Jim wanted to be prepared. Jim
    would say this was a good idea since he turned out to be a geek.
       
      Liz Gilbert 
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